Saturday, December 15, 2012
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Monday, October 15, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
sage advice
college student 1: You gotta go with the flow.
college student 2: I can't go with the flow!
college student 1: You have to learn to go with the flow or you'll fail.
college student 2: I can't go with the flow!
college student 1: You have to learn to go with the flow or you'll fail.
Sunday, October 7, 2012
didn't expect that answer
As two little kids play with a baby:
Kid 1: Why did you kiss her butt?
Kid 2: Because she smells so delicious!
Kid 1: Why did you kiss her butt?
Kid 2: Because she smells so delicious!
Monday, September 17, 2012
you're doing it wrong
Drunk guy shouting on the street: I'm trying to be your friend! You won't let me.
Monday, September 10, 2012
A Surprise Party?
Scene: Man and woman with their car parked in the middle of the street. They switch sides of the car. With much anger, she says, "Why are you hiding your phone?!?"
Sunday, September 2, 2012
campsite warriors
As sticks clash:
Boy 1: We're samurais! Boy 2: We're ninjas!
Boy 1: You're in samurai stance.
Boy 2: But I'm using ninja moves on you.
Boy 1: We're samurais! Boy 2: We're ninjas!
Boy 1: You're in samurai stance.
Boy 2: But I'm using ninja moves on you.
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
art fair expert
Man gesturing at 100+ artist booths: All down there is more art. But the good art is...
Sunday, July 8, 2012
woman in tea shop
"I want all caffeine all the time."
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
waiting in line on a 100 degree day
Guy returning to line from his car: " There wasn't much water so I thought I should bring some of these [wine coolers]."
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
a good question

Thursday, March 29, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
jet propulsion?
"I learned how to fart while I was swimming, but it didn't make me go faster."
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
required reading?
Student 1: It reads like a radio program.
Student 2: It reads like a Nazi's wet dream!
Student 2: It reads like a Nazi's wet dream!
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