Monday, October 24, 2011

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Moved to tears

"She just, like, sits at home eating Pop Tarts crying about how beautiful Selena Gomez is."

Monday, October 17, 2011

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

One random conversation.

First woman: "And I told her, you can't really draw conclusions from a hedgehog."

Second woman: "Didn't Harry Potter have a hedgehog?"

Third woman: "No, that was Hedwig, his owl."

Fourth woman: "What is a hedgehog, anyway?"

campus hallway drama

Student on phone: I'm in class! I can't deal with your shit right now. BYE.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

playground tears

"They kept tagging me and tagging me, and I TOLD them I wasn't even playing!"

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Imagine two guys and a girl.

If pressed to guess what state they were from, you might guess a plains state.

Guy 1: Don't be climbin' in our windows.
Guy 2: Snatchin' your girlfriend up?

Monday, October 3, 2011

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Imagine a young woman around 16 years old

"I know my dad. And he'll say a lot of things. But I know he wouldn't say he want a DNA test when I look just LIKE his butt."