Angry yeller 1: "Go fuck yourself!"
Angry yeller 2: "I WILL!"
Monday, October 24, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Moved to tears
"She just, like, sits at home eating Pop Tarts crying about how beautiful Selena Gomez is."
Monday, October 17, 2011
Don't Worry, Be Happy
"Dog, Dog!!! You don't gotta worry about that. They can figure that out for themselves."
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
One random conversation.
First woman: "And I told her, you can't really draw conclusions from a hedgehog."
Second woman: "Didn't Harry Potter have a hedgehog?"
Third woman: "No, that was Hedwig, his owl."
Fourth woman: "What is a hedgehog, anyway?"
Second woman: "Didn't Harry Potter have a hedgehog?"
Third woman: "No, that was Hedwig, his owl."
Fourth woman: "What is a hedgehog, anyway?"
campus hallway drama
Student on phone: I'm in class! I can't deal with your shit right now. BYE.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Imagine two guys and a girl.
If pressed to guess what state they were from, you might guess a plains state.
Guy 1: Don't be climbin' in our windows.
Guy 2: Snatchin' your girlfriend up?
Guy 1: Don't be climbin' in our windows.
Guy 2: Snatchin' your girlfriend up?
Monday, October 3, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Imagine a young woman around 16 years old
"I know my dad. And he'll say a lot of things. But I know he wouldn't say he want a DNA test when I look just LIKE his butt."
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