Friday, September 30, 2011

geekliest mama put-down evah!

"The annihilation of your face is very important to me. As is the annihilation of your mom."

Half of a phone call

"The dog ate my homework..."

"Yes, I respect you..."

"Great lies of our time."

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Friday, September 9, 2011

fired from McDonald's

I use paper plates at home. If I don't do dishes at home, what makes you think I'm gonna do dishes for y'all?