Tuesday, August 27, 2013
no star restaurant
"I don't even eat there when I'm drunk."
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
A: I'm gonna lose weight.
B: Oh, I can lose weight faster than you.
B: Yeah, you give me one week I can lose 30 pounds.
Saturday, June 15, 2013
That could mean anything!
"....somewhat. In spite of what we've done."
Thursday, May 30, 2013
But he had such a jaunty walk...
"So I'm just kind of stayin' in my little apartment, where the court ordered me not to go."
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Well, they do need to eat....
"Moms. Single or otherwise, I don't know how they work full time."
Monday, April 29, 2013
morning meeting fuel
"It's never too early for chocolate chip cookies!"
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Escape from campus
Overheard in a University of Michigan hallway, 10pm:
Student 1: Man, we need to go to Dearborn. I need to go to Dearborn.
Student 2: No, come to Sterling Heights!
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