Thursday, July 28, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Super Sized
Girl one: You're done already?
Girl two: I threw it away. I only wanted a little bit.
Girl one: What size did you get?
Girl two: Medium.
Girl one: Why didn't you get a small?
Girl two: Cause I always think that a small is going to be, like, ridiculously small.
Girl one: Like a Canadian small.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
at Redbox, discussing a Green Lantern DVD
Know-it-all son: "Duh, mom, it's obviously a cartoon. Look at the cover, it doesn't even have Brian [sic] Reynolds on it!"
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Bitchy mom to bored kids
The kids had wandered over to a lottery ticket vending machine while mom paid for groceries. It had clearly been a long day. Mom: "Get back over here! It's against the law to even touch one of those if you're under eighteen!"
Friday, July 15, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
proper office attire
office worker 1: It's cleaning day.
office worker 2: I kinda forgot about that.
office worker 1: But your dress looks fabulous! We need a 360.
office worker 2: I kinda forgot about that.
office worker 1: But your dress looks fabulous! We need a 360.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
kids at the beach
"Come back! You know I can't go that far out! Plus, there might be sinkholes out there that don't stop! Like, you step in 'em and THEY. DON'T. STOP."
Friday, July 8, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Happy birthday, indeed
She: I might go to BeerFest on my birthday, but I don't know... It's like thirty-five bucks.
He: Yeah, it's expensive. But you get a LOT of beer.
He: Yeah, it's expensive. But you get a LOT of beer.
Monday, July 4, 2011
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