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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Escape from campus

Overheard in a University of Michigan hallway, 10pm:

Student 1: Man, we need to go to Dearborn. I need to go to Dearborn.
Student 2: No, come to Sterling Heights!

Monday, September 17, 2012

Sunday, September 2, 2012

campsite warriors

As sticks clash:
Boy 1: We're samurais!   Boy 2: We're ninjas!

Boy 1: You're in samurai stance.
Boy 2: But I'm using ninja moves on you.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Imagine two guys and a girl.

If pressed to guess what state they were from, you might guess a plains state.

Guy 1: Don't be climbin' in our windows.
Guy 2: Snatchin' your girlfriend up?