School Parking Lot: Five Minutes Late

Dad and big sister are out of the car, little sister is stubbornly staying inside...

Dad: It looks like she's going to have to stay in the car all day while we go to school.

Big Sister: Hahaha! Say something else funny, Daddy!

riveting performance

Mom to young theater goer: "Well, before you fell asleep, did you like it?"

Imagine a young woman around 16 years old

"I know my dad. And he'll say a lot of things. But I know he wouldn't say he want a DNA test when I look just LIKE his butt."