Tuesday, August 27, 2013
no star restaurant
"I don't even eat there when I'm drunk."
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Biggest Loser
A: I'm gonna lose weight.
B: Oh, I can lose weight faster than you.
A: Yeah?
B: Yeah, you give me one week I can lose 30 pounds.
A: ...How?
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