required reading?

Student 1: It reads like a radio program.
Student 2: It reads like a Nazi's wet dream!

matching jackets

"I got mine from a Dumpster. He got his from the Gap."

No, Mr. double latte. No, you don't...

"Do I look like I'm holding??"

best(?) response ever

Angry yeller 1: "Go fuck yourself!"
Angry yeller 2: "I WILL!"

Moved to tears

"She just, like, sits at home eating Pop Tarts crying about how beautiful Selena Gomez is."

Don't Worry, Be Happy

"Dog, Dog!!! You don't gotta worry about that. They can figure that out for themselves."

you've come a long way, baby

"Guys, can you walk slower? I'm in heels."