City bus philosopher

"A man-child's gotta learn to respect the woman; he's gonna behave the way he's brought up! See, there's a certain way to raise a man-child!... I don't know how to raise no female-child."

the party boat launches

party boater 1: WHOO! Let's get naked! Take it off!
party boater 2: Not yet!
party boater 1: Not yet?!?

picnic

"They had some good stuff, but nothing like American peanut butter!"

Envision a portly speaker

"I don't have anything big enough to fit his fat a...."

At the bus station

"I got a treat for you in my bag!"

Love the one you're with

Well, my girlfriend's in jail, but there's this other girl...

Super Sized

Girl one: You're done already?

Girl two: I threw it away. I only wanted a little bit.

Girl one: What size did you get?

Girl two: Medium.

Girl one: Why didn't you get a small?

Girl two: Cause I always think that a small is going to be, like, ridiculously small.

Girl one: Like a Canadian small.