more text, less talk

I'm sorry my phone has been giving me problems when people call me.

"These? These are just buckets. Because buckets are useful."

a good question

I wonder if a smooth jazz guy has ever been on hold and heard himself.

she was a young American

10K? What's that?

"I was going to return my costume. But my boyfriend spilled beer on me like six times during the course of the night, so I couldn't return it."

jet propulsion?

"I learned how to fart while I was swimming, but it didn't make me go faster."

required reading?

Student 1: It reads like a radio program.
Student 2: It reads like a Nazi's wet dream!