Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Biggest Loser

A: I'm gonna lose weight.
B: Oh, I can lose weight faster than you.
A: Yeah?
B: Yeah, you give me one week I can lose 30 pounds.
A: ...How?

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Monday, April 29, 2013

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Escape from campus

Overheard in a University of Michigan hallway, 10pm:

Student 1: Man, we need to go to Dearborn. I need to go to Dearborn.
Student 2: No, come to Sterling Heights!

Thursday, March 14, 2013

School Parking Lot: Five Minutes Late

Dad and big sister are out of the car, little sister is stubbornly staying inside...

Dad: It looks like she's going to have to stay in the car all day while we go to school.
Big Sister: Hahaha! Say something else funny, Daddy!